self-image jokes

Your reflection.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Look in a mirror.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.