Your reflection.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Look in a mirror.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
