self-image jokes

Your reflection.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

What's the difference between me and Spongebob?

Spongebob can actually get ripped.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Look in a mirror.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.