self-image jokes

What's the difference between me and Spongebob?

Spongebob can actually get ripped.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Do a neck reveal.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

I'm bald.

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.