self-image jokes

Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?

Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.

What's the difference between me and Spongebob?

Spongebob can actually get ripped.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Do a neck reveal.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

I'm bald.

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.