self-image

Self-Image Jokes

Job

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Cheese

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Mirror

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Hairline

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Single

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

Phone

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

Mirror

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Kid

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Date

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

Reflection

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Cat

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.