self-image

self-image jokes

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.