Self Harm Jokes

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout

Because every time they scan it scans twice.

friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself

My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”

so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger

“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏

any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs

i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?

me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀

“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists

when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing

whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp

when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise

Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists

I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself

i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....

My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.

I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.