Self Harm jokes
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Memes
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.