Self Harm Jokes

Difference

guccikarl

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Cut

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.

Cut

A Gay Asexual

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

Cut

halo

friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out

Cut

Anonymous

so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?

FAR

Anonymous

I’m gonna jump to my death. Don’t worry. I won’t jump far. Just off this chair here…

Game

What is a self harm persons favorite game

Fruit ninja

DOE

H

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Stroke

Anonymous

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

Care

Anonymous

my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

Emo

Anonymous

what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs

French

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)

Emo

Anonymous

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

Depression

Anonymous

1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide

5

Cut

Mean guy

Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off

Fork

Stupid Dust

My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"

Doctor

very fat

I don't know what an hd is, but my doctor says I have 80 of em'

Emo

Anonymous

What do you call a flat emo?

a cutting board