Self Harm jokes

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.