Self Harm jokes
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"