I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
