Self Harm Jokes

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out

so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?

I’m gonna jump to my death. Don’t worry. I won’t jump far. Just off this chair here…

What is a self harm persons favorite game

Fruit ninja

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)