Self Harm Jokes

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.

i got them red Gucci bracelets

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter

I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary

you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither

My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"

My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

i dont struggle with depression, im used to it