Self Harm jokes

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What do you call a depressed tree?

A wood cutter.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.

If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.

It isn't any of those if it's suicide.

We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.