whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
i love u like my cuts deeply
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
i got them red Gucci bracelets
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
