Self Harm jokes
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.