Self Harm Jokes

My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.

whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped

What is red and looks like a zebra

my arm Hehhehehehe UwU

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"

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I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[

People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long

whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

i love u like my cuts deeply

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)