Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long Sleeves
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dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
