Sleeve jokes

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

Me: Wanna play a game?

Sister: Ya, what is it?

Me: Tic tac toe.

Sister:?

Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.

Me: Tic tac toe.

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?

Long sleeves.

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?

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What's the difference between a bicycle?

A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.