Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.