Self-esteem jokes
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.