What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
