Self-esteem jokes

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."