What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
