Self-esteem jokes

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!

Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

Make like your hairline and scram!

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.