Self-esteem jokes
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Your hairline.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.