Self-esteem jokes

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

I love myself.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

-E-

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.