Self-esteem jokes

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Your hairline.