To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me....
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
