Self-esteem jokes

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.