Self-esteem jokes

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...