Self-esteem

Self-Esteem Jokes

Ugliness

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Pizza

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Friend

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Quote

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Teacher

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Mirror

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Jesus

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

Mirror

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Sister

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Face

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?