I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
