Self-esteem jokes

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."