Self jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
You are the joke.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
This is a joke in itself.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.