Self jokes

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Call me an elevator, because I let people down.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Comments of Gwen in her bra!

Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!

Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!

prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!

YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!

Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!

Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!

Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

Yourself.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.