Self jokes
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.