How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
