I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, âYeah, what gave me away?â
Jim said, âI donât see any parents.â
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said thatâs a common reaction to pepper spray.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. Iâm surprised that Abu hasnât gotten killed yet.