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Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"

The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

Me: I'm afraid of random letters.

Therapist: You are?

Me: [screams]

Therapist: Oh, I see.

Me: [screaming intensifies]