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Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]