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Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.