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Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.