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Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
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Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?