Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
your forehead so big when you walk by i can't see whats in front of me
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
Your hairline goes so far back that even ur mom couldn’t see it
i told a blind kid “see you later”
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
