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What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.