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When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!