When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
i have 206 bones but when is see you i have 207
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
me: im afraid of random letters
therapist: you are?
me: [screams]
therapist: oh i see
me: [screaming intensifies]
Hello watersharky I am Koge. I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
i told a blind kid “see you later”
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, “Yeah what gave me away?” Jim said,” l don’t see any parents.”
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
