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Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work

One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder

Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

When u see a kid yelling and u wanna leave :((((((((

How do orphan see their family? By looking at the mirror

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus

an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"

there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point

why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole

I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"

A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old

a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline

*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist