Sea jokes
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
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Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
I ate Nemo.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why are we here?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.