Sea jokes

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

The Arabian Sea is in which state?

Liquid.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!

Why did the sea cry?

Because it felt salty and blue.

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

Others: R.

Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

Fishermen are the best at networking.