Sea Jokes

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves

The Arabian Sea is in which state

liquid

Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.

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What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?

A starfish.

Fisherman are the best at networking.

Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!