Yourom?
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! ππππ
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Me: Thatβs a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
you.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
3.14% of sailors are...
Ο-rates.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
