If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png

Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, “what do they raise there? Sea horses?”

Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)

how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY

what do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

What did the sea say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in

What fish sings A tune-a

You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!

So the sea is on a computer but doesn’t know to search so the computer said to the sea said"search." Do you get it,SEArch.

if you thought other puns were bad wait till you sea mine

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