Sea jokes
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Wee snaw.
you.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!