Sea jokes
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Wee snaw.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Yourom?
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
A... B... Sea?
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.