I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED upππ€£ππππ₯°π₯°
What do you call under water maid A mermaid ππππ
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Me: Thatβs a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
you
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
3.14% of sailors are...
Ο-rates.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
