Sea jokes
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
bro what?
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
A... B... Sea?
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.