Sea jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
A... B... Sea?
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.