What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people canβt swim.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! π
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
A... B... Sea?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED upππ€£ππππ₯°π₯°
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
