3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
