what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What does the cen say when it says hello. it waves
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
a...b...sea?
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Why is the sand always pissed of?
Because the sand never waves back!
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