When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
