Science jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
He's dead.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.