Science Jokes

Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money

if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.

What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball

Dribble

Geology rocks!

Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy

what where Stephen hawkings last words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

Why did stephen Hawking make it to heaven? He couldn't make it up the stairs.

Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels

Why is pluto a dwarf planet

Because it looks like a g- nome

Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to pc world for repairs.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

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Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "