Why did stephen Hawking make it to heaven? He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, "Talking about dodge a bullet."
We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
