Science

Science jokes

Earth

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

H20

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

Test

What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.

Memes

Difference

What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?

Black matter leaves an impact.

Homework

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

Pokemon

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Baby

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.