What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
(Yet another post.)
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.
In my science class we were watching a video and for no reason at all it started talking about Black Lives Matter and my friend leaned over and whispered “white lives matter more”
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, "Talking about dodge a bullet."
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they're so BORON!
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Science experts say when your get mad,punch and orphan what are they going to do tell there parents?
