Science jokes
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.