Science jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Actually, Iron Man is female.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.