Science jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Uranus spins on its side.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What does your head come out of... your brain?
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!