Science jokes
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Very funny battery joke.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*