Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
Itâs because they want to be in Uranus.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didnât update in time.
Whatâs the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but canât grab the money.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldnât run Windows 10.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Why canât moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
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Why didnât Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because itâs a staircase, not a ramp.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
