Science jokes
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?