What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Science Jokes
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
