How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Science Jokes
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
