I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
