Science

Science jokes

My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."

So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.