Science jokes
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.