What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Rocks rock and crack!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!