What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Science Jokes
Rocks rock and crack!
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
