Science jokes
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Rocks rock and crack!
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.