Science jokes
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Man, Uranus is so big!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.