Science jokes
Man, Uranus is so big!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.