I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
