Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Science Jokes
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
