Science jokes
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
My will to live.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.