Science jokes
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
My will to live.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!