Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Science Jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
