School jokes
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Who's Lil John?
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Memes
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
"Have fun at school night" is what?
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!