School jokes

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?

Because he didn’t do his homework.

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

"Have fun at school night" is what?

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."