School jokes
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Teacher: โIf you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?โ
Johnny: โA new bike!โ
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
"Have fun at school night" is what?
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didnโt do his homework.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? ๐๐
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.