School jokes
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!