School jokes

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

"It's an elevator, not a lift!"

and

"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

"Have fun at school night" is what?

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.