School jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Who's Lil John?
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"