School jokes

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

Who's Lil John?

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."