School jokes
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.