School

School jokes

Bike

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Adoption

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Orphan

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Orphan

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Orphan

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Traffic

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

Adoption

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

Orphan

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

Music

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Orphan

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

School Bus

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Basement

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

Kid

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

Student

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Teacher

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"