School jokes

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

"It's an elevator, not a lift!"

and

"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Where does a banana learn to split?

At sundae school!

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝