School jokes
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.