Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
School Jokes
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Who's Lil John?
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
