School jokes
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Memes
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
"Have fun at school night" is what?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝