School jokes
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.