School jokes
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Memes
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Who's Lil John?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."