School

School jokes

Wheelchair

    • There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

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    • Gun

    • The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

    He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

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    • Virgin

    • Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

    Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

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    • Part

    • Voting is like doing a group project in school.

    I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

    School memes

    Class

    • I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "She was a little tardy."

    I asked her, "I thought they all were."

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    • Student

    • High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

    Man

    • A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

    "It's an elevator, not a lift!"

    and

    "It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

    He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

    "Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

    Gun

    • So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."