Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
Why can an orphan not do school work? Because they have to take there work home to there parents
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Dont take drugs kids! Me: my therapist says i need those to live D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escourts to school counselor_
At school I love to have fun
Why did the orphan have to stay at school? Because they need to leave with a parent
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
pro lifers: end abortion!!!
pro lifers after school shooting: but not this abortion.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you