When I got to school they gave me an acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher, and aced her
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working. They had to call an archeologist.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
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I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college? Bring them young
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
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