School jokes

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Why did Sally fail her final exam?

Because she had nothing written down.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."

The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."

The students said, "Oof, that is sad."

The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"

The students said, "Your parents."

The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.

Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?

The Parkland kids.

I give props to pedophiles.

They always go slow in the school zones.

Q: What were my son's last words before he died?

A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.

The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.

Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

What is yellow and does not float well?

A school bus.

How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?

You octoply, obviously.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.