School jokes
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"