An orphan was in 1st grade and it's teacher said to spell parrot. The boy spelled Parents.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
I’m in school right now
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
we were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook
Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school
Where are people sent to die
rosshall academy
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*
When I was in highschool, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome. We would get into a circle around her and say “nightmare nightmare”
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke ur a god)
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
