School Jokes

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah) Student: How should I know, that's his story 🤷‍♀️

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor

I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.

Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?

Not sure I just fly the drone

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already!

I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"

What’s an orphans high school nickname

Lone stone

I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that

One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.