my classmate Hailey legacy
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding School
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.