Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
