Fire

dontask

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

Life

Anonymous

My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life

Animal

Nameless

What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom

Man

ThunderGod2245

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”

Man

Dom

man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.

Difference

Daddy

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

Kid

Killer Doggo

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

Fat

Anonymous

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

Shooting

JayBeePlays

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

Depression

Anonymous

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

Dress

Anonymous

“Mommy, mommy, where’s my school dress…ewww!” “Shut up and leave the bedroom.”

Sister

Anonymous

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

Virgin

TooDanK

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Accident

Jaxon Holmes

I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

Cake

Daniel King

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

Depression

Anonymous

I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school

Slowing

Anonymous

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

Little Johnny

I’m in school

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

I’m in school lol.

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