My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life
There was a kidnapping at school…
Don´t worry, he woke up.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,“At the end of this ruler is a idiot”, he got suspended for asking witch end.
“Mommy, mommy, where’s my school dress…ewww!” “Shut up and leave the bedroom.”
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Jokes just as dead as the victims
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”
As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
whats yellow and can’t float?
A school bus full of children
what was going through the student’s heads during a school shooting?
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
What’s yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.