I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him 🥰🥰🥰
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy. Teacher: What about you Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
