School jokes
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Anyone else?
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly. “Correct,” says the teacher. The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts. “Correct again,” says the teacher. The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep. This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?” Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!"
Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"
Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."