Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
Elementary school kids: School is fun Me:Yeah Yeah just keep believing that
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M
Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?
Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M
What else Watson
It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow
What Else Watson
What am I supposed to see Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.
