Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
Elementary school kids: School is fun Me:Yeah Yeah just keep believing that
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M
Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?
Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M
What else Watson
It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow
What Else Watson
What am I supposed to see Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent
