School

School Jokes

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."