School

School Jokes

Player

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

Kid

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Teacher

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

School shooting

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Pussy

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

Shooter

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Shooting Range

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Insult

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Shooting

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

Kid

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Food

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."

Girl

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"