The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"