A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
School Jokes
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
