why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door
A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
I was at school with friends one of my friends had hair in her armpits the rest day of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything until on of my friends laughed and told she had hair in her armpits so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home and a school and to dumb to learn
What’s an orphan’s favourite school event?
Home coming
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding School
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
