School jokes

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.