School jokes
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
At school, I love to have fun!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
School is the best!
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?