School jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

I did a good job of being home from school.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

They need a parent's signature.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

School is the best!

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?

A school bus filled with children.

I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.