*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What's black and white?
History.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
I give homework.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
