School jokes
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
At school, I love to have fun!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
School is the best!
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
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