School jokes
So, one day I was walking home from school with my best friend, Sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that Bob, the class rep, got her pregnant eight months ago, and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said, “Sally, it’ll be okay, I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson.” “Yeah, thanks, Suzy,” she said to me, then went into her house.
The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school, so I was like, oh, she must be in trouble with her mom. I’ll go check on her.
So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands. “Oh, hello. Is that Sally’s son?!! Can I see Sally?” Her mom says sure, and I go inside, but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone. “Here lies Sally 2004-2020.” So I ask her mom in tears, “Oh, did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied, “You could say that...”
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
At school, I love to have fun!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?