School jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!