School jokes
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).