School jokes
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."