What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common? Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
I would say life's a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
A America bully goes up to a English kid and says "your ugly" and the English kid says "well wanna know why you can't play Jenga?" "Why" says the bully "beacuse you haven't got a tower.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
Asians love it when a british person says "Race"!
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
What did the cow say? Moo
An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
What is something you canβt say in a superhero movie? βIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itβs heading straight for the world trade center.β
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke
They say they'll stay but i left firstt
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
