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An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Like if its true
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!