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A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.

My friend had no school because of heavy snow. Guess you could say it was a snow school day!

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

What did one copper say to the other? C U.

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.