Say jokes
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Memes
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"