What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
βIt felt really good to get that off my chest.β
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
Whatβs something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
