John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Say Jokes
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What does a cow say? Moo.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
