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Boob

    • What did one saggy boob say to the other?

    "We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"

    Cannibal

    • WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    • Parrot

    • This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"

    So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."

    They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"

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    Man

    • A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.

    One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.

    He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

    The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

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    • Friend

    • Funny things or weird things to say to someone.

    Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.

    It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!

    Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.

    Baby-Bugga-Boo.

    Fuzzkins.

    Lumpy.

    Nilly.

    Ninty Minty.

    and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!

    Disease

    • A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

    Suicide

    • A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

    The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

    Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

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    • Bus

    • A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

    Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

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