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What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"