Say jokes
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
Memes
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.