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Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
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What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
when the bitch tryna start shit
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."