What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.