what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.
One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"
The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say βThis time I give you warning, there will be no penaltyβ
Thatβs when Penaldo asked βNo penalty?!β and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard
How do you say Brazier in German?
Stop emβ from floppβn (German accent)
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
So a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
you can't say hitler was a bad person he did kill hitler after all
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? Iβm bone to be wild!
