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What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹