What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies "Nine"
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long" then the girl say's " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life ?! "Your the ying to my yang" !
what did the bank say to the person
Bank you very much
What Did One Bean say To The Other Bean !
How You Bean !!
what did the cow say to the other Cheese
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
