What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What did the Constipated bum say to the other bum?
Pls don't s**t on me
What do you say when a cat says me moaw the cat says me tooo🤬😒☺️🥲🤣😂🙈
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub- GO TO BED OR SLAP YOUR SPOTS OF YOU
What did the brit say to the American? Well here comes fascism
Why shouldn't you say I hate you to your parents?
Ask an orphan
Q: what did one one snake say to the other? A: Nothing because they are both dead
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long though sea.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? I'll scamm u up!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
what did the rock say to the flower?
rocks can't talk -.-
what did the joker say to harley quinn? nothing
What did 0 say to 8? Hey, nice belt!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car? "How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
