It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Say Jokes
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
