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My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂